February 2012
140 posts
4 tags
Reading Percabeth fanfiction and bawling my eyes...
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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spencian:
i reblogged that
you could have reblogged it from me
why did you reblog it from them
this is
war
me: -leaves room and walks into kitchen-
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
Reblog if you actually like getting messages from...
mood: plastic bag
Cave Scene.
breadandbraids:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
goldenbowties:
What is it with people having cringy middle names on facebook?
I genuinely have friends that have these middle names:
party-animal
black cech
portnoy
pikatwitch
taytie
ten pin
pudding
mason’s mammy
mason’s mummy (they’re different people, I swear)
andre (surname of a celeb)
cher lloyd (celeb)
sammy boy
I mean…no
"Why do you stay on Tumblr for so long? It's just...
most-awkward-moments:
“….what did you just say?”
WARNING: You may die of laughter if you follow this blog!
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
Extraterrestre...it's alien in French...and also... →
Here’s the link if you wanna read it…don’t feel obliged :) And if you do…could you leave me a message in my ask on how it honestly was? Lol I’m curious. And I can take criticism.
So, without further ado…A GIF OF A GIRL THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM WITH A HAIRBRUSH!
my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
homework:
me: NO
homework:
me: GOD STOP PRESSURING ME
homework:
me: FUCK YOU
homework:
me: I DON'T WANNA DO YOU OKAY
homework:
me: FINE BITCH
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School tomorrow...
And I’m still adjusting to my normal sleeping pattern. On Friday, I had my school floor hockey marathon during which I pulled an all nighter and went delirious. Then, my friends and I went to IHOP and I spent my entire Saturday sleeping. Well, at least we raised about $47,000 for the Make-a-Wish foundation! :)
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
i need to find better ways to express my emotions other than omg and sfdg;ksdjfkjg